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Timely Nonsense - Chicago, IL

Chicago, United States • 14 Sep 2025

Timely Nonsense is a unique timed running event held in Chicago, IL, at a 58-acre park located at California and Montrose. Participants run a 0.75-mile paved loop for either 6 or 12 hours, with an aid station at the start/finish offering typical ultrarunning fare and additional vendor treats like hot dogs and popsicles. The event features hourly challenges that runners must complete, adding a playful twist to the race. There are options for individual runners as well as 2- or 4-person relay teams. The race fosters inclusivity, offering free entries to BIPOC and LGBTQ+ athletes and welcoming all gender identities. Visit the organization's website for the most recent information.

United States Illinois Chicago

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0.75 Mile Loop
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