Timely Nonsense - Chicago, IL

Irving Park, United States • 14 Sep 2025

Timely Nonsense is a unique timed running event held in Chicago, IL, at a 58-acre park located at California and Montrose. Participants run a 0.75-mile paved loop for either 6 or 12 hours, with an aid station at the start/finish offering typical ultrarunning fare and additional vendor treats like hot dogs and popsicles. The race features hourly challenges that runners must complete, adding a fun and whimsical twist. There are options for individual runners or relay teams of two or four. The event emphasizes inclusivity, offering free entries to BIPOC and LGBTQ+ athletes and welcoming all gender identities. Visit the organization's website for the most recent information.

Race information

12 hr
12 Hour 4 Person Relay
12 hr
12 Hour Individual
6 hr
6 Hour 4 Person Relay
6 hr
6 Hour Individual
Visit the organization's website for the most recent information.
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