Beat the Blerch

Carnation, United States • 6 Sep 2025

Beat the Blerch is a unique running event featuring a 5K, 10K, half marathon, and full marathon, inspired by a comic from The Oatmeal. Scheduled for September 6, 2025, in Carnation, Washington, the race takes place at Tolt MacDonald Park, offering a scenic flat course through lush forests along the Snoqualmie Valley Trail. Participants can enjoy a fun atmosphere with aid stations stocked with treats like Nutella sandwiches and birthday cake. The event encourages camaraderie and fun, making it a delightful experience for runners of all levels. More details can be found on the official website. Visit the organization's website for the most recent information.

Race information

26 mi
Full Marathon
13 mi
Half Marathon
10 km
10k
5 km
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