Beat the Blerch

Carnation, United States • 6 Sep 2025

Beat the Blerch is a unique running event featuring a 5K, 10K, half marathon, and full marathon, inspired by the popular webcomic by The Oatmeal. Set in King County’s Tolt MacDonald Park, participants will enjoy a scenic, flat, out-and-back gravel trail through lush forests along the Snoqualmie Valley. The event emphasizes fun and community, with aid stations offering whimsical treats like Nutella sandwiches and birthday cake. Volunteers are welcomed to help with various roles, and participants can enjoy a festive atmosphere filled with camaraderie and support. For more details, visit the official website. Visit the organization's website for the most recent information.

Race information

Full Marathon
Half Marathon
10k
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