Beat the Blerch
Carnation, United States • 12 Sep 2026
Beat the Blerch in Carnation, WA
Beat the Blerch is a multi-distance running event held on September 12, 2026, in Carnation, Washington. The event was created by The Oatmeal and is inspired by a comic about running. It begins at King County’s Tolt MacDonald Park in Carnation, WA 98014.
The course is a flat out-and-back route that follows the Snoqualmie Valley Trail through evergreen, mossy forests. Near the starting area there are strawberry farms and pumpkin patches that offer guided tours. The setting is described as a small town environment about 35 minutes from Seattle.
The event program includes multiple distances:
- 5K
- 10K
- Half Marathon (open to ages 12 and older)
- Marathon (open to ages 16 and older)
Additional event details such as entry fees, registration dates, and participant limits are provided by the organizer. The description focuses on course type, location, available distances, and nearby attractions rather than competitive categories or awards. Visit the organization's website for the most recent information.