Childish Nonsense

Palatine, United States • 25 Apr 2026

Event details

The event is organized by CUSS Running and takes place in Palatine, IL, at Deer Grove Forest Preserve West. Distances offered include:

  • 50 Miler - 9 laps
  • 50K - 6 laps
  • 25K - 3 laps
  • 10K - 1 lap plus extra

Registration closes on Sun, Mar 15 at 11:59 PM CT.

Course and race format

Most of the trail is a wide path with little technical terrain. There is a single aid station at the start/finish that is on course every 5.5 miles. Crews may set up only at the start/finish area. Fifty-mile entrants may use a pacer after four loops. The cutoff time for all distances is 8 PM. Organizers note there will be informal activities described as "shenanigans" during the day.

Inclusion and policies

The event offers a limited number of free entries for BIPOC and LGBTQ+ athletes while funds last; these are not need-based and are distributed without public disclosure. The organizer accepts each entrant’s declared gender at face value. Non-binary entrants can request record changes after registration. Visit the organization's website for the most recent information.

Race information

50 mi
50 Miler
50 km
50k
25 km
25k
10 km
10k
Visit the organization's website for the most recent information.
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