Timely Nonsense - Chicago, IL

SEP
12
2026
A timed urban ultra at Horner Park offering 3, 6, and 12 hour options on a short paved loop. Hourly playful challenges, a single aid station, and two- or four-person relay options add variety.
Sat 12 Sep 2026
6 Hour 3 Hour 12 Hour

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Timely Nonsense - Chicago, Horner Park

Timely Nonsense is a timed urban ultra held at Horner Park in Chicago, a 58-acre park at the intersection of California and Montrose. The event offers multiple timed durations on a short paved loop around the park, with the loop length described in event materials as roughly 0.75 to 0.97 miles.

  • 3 hour timed event
  • 6 hour timed event
  • 12 hour timed event

Runners complete repeated loops on a counterclockwise course. There is one aid station at the start/finish area stocked with typical ultra fare, and a park vendor sells items such as hot dogs, popsicles, and sodas. Team entries are available as two person or four person relay teams.

At the top of each hour a new lighthearted challenge is announced that participants may complete during that hour; past challenges have included rolling down the hill or using the playground slide. Facilities include a port a potty on course and the park recreation center is available during race day. Visit the organization's website for the most recent information.

6 Hour
3 Hour
12 Hour

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